Midget sex pt 2 tonight
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
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I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
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Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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