I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
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God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
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I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
where are my eyebrows?
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