thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
im six kinds of drunk right now
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
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it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
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Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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