you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
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What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
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I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
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