Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
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All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
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She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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