this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
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there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
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Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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