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I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
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i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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