your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I seem to have left my pride at pride
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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