Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
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so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
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I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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