you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
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well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
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Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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