Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I am midnight drunk by noon
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
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As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
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I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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