but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
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At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
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during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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