I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
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I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
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You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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