He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
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There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
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A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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