whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
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I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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