I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
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Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
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Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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