I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
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There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
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"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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