oh god the rape fog is back!
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
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He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
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The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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