i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
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She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
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I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
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It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
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bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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