"it" just moved
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
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I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
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I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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