the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
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tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
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Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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