It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
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He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
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On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I DEMAND FORESKIN
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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