im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
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He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
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I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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