I hate all girls vehemently.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
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he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
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Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
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