Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
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dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
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Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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