dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
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oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
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I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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