Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
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You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
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He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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