I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
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On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
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i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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