i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
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You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
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The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
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