Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
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I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
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Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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