I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
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you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
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Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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