My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
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his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
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Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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