After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
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thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
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can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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