i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
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I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
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