walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
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she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
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You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
wow bdsm is so cute
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