so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
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Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
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Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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