whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
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the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
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Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
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