I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
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I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
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it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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