how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
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the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
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Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
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Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
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