Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
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You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
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When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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