actually, I'm a sock model
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
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almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
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Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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