No stitches, just platelets and will power
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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