I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
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I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
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Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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