And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I love black thongs
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
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Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
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You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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