We should be called the Road Head Warriors
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
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Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
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Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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