My brain says no but my pants say off.
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
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My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
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ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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