Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
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dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
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Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
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