Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
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Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
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Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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