i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
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you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
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My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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