the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
His hands were made for my vagina.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
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Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
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He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
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